What if I told you that behind the glitz and glamour lurked a dark secret, one that continues to haunt us to this day?

The iceberg has tipped, boys. Club Penguin is no more.

We listened to the big person who produces rules *nd runs the country who told us we could not use the first letter of the English lexicon forevermore.

It seems there’s been some confusion. You guys seem to think these are horoscopes.